MRS
Anonymous said:
Fuck me wherever you like mistress

I like you.

27 Aug   /  5 notes
Anonymous said:
If I met you in real life you could be my mistress

Does that mean that I get to fuck you in the bum?

27 Aug   /  5 notes
Anonymous said:
You make me touch myself with this blog, I need to be licked out 😳

You’re welcome, and sorry? I’m sure you can find someone who would be happy to go down on you. It’s not hard to find casual partners.

27 Aug   /  3 notes
Anonymous said:
Shame, bath time can be lonely without my friend with benefits she's good. -femalefuckbuddy

I’m getting the distinct impression that you’re just some dude beating it over your terribly unsexy impersonation of a “female”. 

27 Aug   /  6 notes
Anonymous said:
If I met you in real life I'd probably give you a firm handshake and offer to order pizza.

Handshakes are weird. They make me really uncomfortable. 

But the pizza would make up for it.

27 Aug   /  3 notes
Anonymous said:
What would be your favourite thing to do to a very horny girl -femalefuckbuddy

I don’t sext with grey faces. I’m greyphobic. 

27 Aug   /  6 notes
Anonymous said:
This blog is amazing, makes me horny and wet just looking through it!😍

I’m glad you’re enjoying it!

27 Aug   /  5 notes